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Harmless' "Top Ten Worst of Prog" for 1996

πŸ”΄ Fish, icshin@bioneer.kaist.ac.kr

ν•œ μΉœκ΅¬κ°€ IQ ML에 올린 κΈ€μž…λ‹ˆλ‹€. λ‰΄μŠ€κ·Έλ£Ήμ—λ„ μ˜¬λ Έλ‹€λŠ”λ° r.m.p. 에 μžˆλ˜κ°€μš”? 쩝..

연말을 λ§žμ•„ 바동이 λ„ˆλ¬΄ μ°λ ν•΄μ„œ.. 그럼 μ—¬λŸ¬λΆ„λ“€ ν•΄ν”Ό ν• λŸ¬λ°μ΄μ¦ˆ!

From: bgrutch@netcom.com (bgrutch)
Subject: All I want for Christmas is one more IAPH !!!

Below is a list of the WORST things that happened in relation to progressive music in 1996. Some are serious, some are tongue-in-cheek. Contributions welcome.

μ•„λž˜ 적은것듀은 ν”„λ‘œκ·Έλ ˆμ‹œλΈŒ μŒμ•…κ³Ό κ΄€λ ¨ν•΄μ„œ 1996년에 μΌμ–΄λ‚œ μ΅œμ•…μ˜ 일듀을 κΌ½μ•„λ³Έκ±°μ•Ό.. 어떀건 μ‹¬κ°ν•˜κ΅¬.. 어떀건 농담이ꡬ.. λ‹€λ₯Έκ²ƒμ€ μ—†μ„κΉŒ?

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… Harmless' "Top Ten Worst of Prog" for 1996 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

10) PHIL COLLINS LEAVES GENESIS

(calm down, just joking, just joking. I for one, won't miss him)

제 10μœ„: ν•„ 콜린슀 μ§€λ„ˆμ‹œμŠ€ νƒˆν‡΄!

(였였 진정해.. 농담.. 농담.. λ‚˜λ„ 그녀석 μ•„μ‰¬μ›Œν•˜μ§€ μ•Šμ•„)

@ κ·ΈλŸ¬κ³ λ³΄λ‹ˆ μš”μ¦˜ 이동넀 μ–΄μΌ€ λΌκ°€λ‚˜μš”? 무슨 μ†Œμ‹ λ“€μœΌμ‹  λΆ„ μ•ˆκ³„μ‹œλ‚˜μš”?

09) YET ANOTHER UNINSPIRED LIVE VERSION OF "ROUNDABOUT" INCLUDED ON YES's NEW ALBUM "Keys To Ascension"

(what the f**k were they thinking?)

제 9μœ„: 또 λ‹€λ₯Έ μ°λ ν•œ 라이브 λ²„μ Όμ˜ 'λΌμš΄λ“œμ–΄λ°”μ›ƒ'이 예슀의 μƒˆ 앨범 '승천의 μ—΄μ‡ '에 수둝된 일

(이 녀석듀은 X도.. 무슨 μƒκ°ν•˜λŠ”κ±°μ•Ό?)

@ 이건 정말 곡감이 κ°€λ„€μš” 으흠.. :-)

08) THE MAGNA CARTA "RUSH TRIBUTE" ALBUM

제 8μœ„: λ§ˆκ·Έλ‚˜ μΉ΄λ₯΄νƒ€μ˜ λŸ¬μ‰¬ 트리뷰트 앨범

@ λŸ¬μ‰¬ 멀버듀이 λ§˜μ— μ•ˆλ“ λ‹€ λ¨Έλ‹€ 말듀이 λ§Žμ•˜μ—ˆμ£ ..

07) THE PROG-A-POLOOZA TOUR RUMOR

제 7μœ„: ν”„λ‘œκ·Έλ ˆμ‹œλΈŒ λ£°λΌνŒ”λ£¨μž 곡연 μ†Œλ¬Έ

@ λ£°λΌνŒ”λ£¨μžλŠ” μ–Όν„°λ„ˆν‹°λΈŒ κ·Έλ£Ήλ“€μ˜ μš°λ“œμŠ€νƒ κ°™μ€κ±°λ˜κ°€μš”?

06) ALT.MUSIC.PROGRESSIVE REFUSES TO DIE

(despite the best efforts of James Chokey)

제 6μœ„: alt.music.progressive λ‰΄μŠ€κ·Έλ£Ήμ΄ λκΉŒμ§€ 살아남아 μžˆλ‹€λŠ” 것.

@ ν•˜κΈ΄ 아직도 있긴 μžˆλ”λΌκ΅¬μš”.. 근데 r.m.p. 보닀 λ…Έμ΄μ¦ˆκ°€ 더 μ‹¬ν•œκ²ƒ κ°™λ”κ΅°μš”.

05) KEITH EMERSON'S PIANO CONCERTO

제 5μœ„: ν‚€μŠ€ μ—λ¨ΈμŠ¨μ˜ ν”Όμ•„λ…Έ ν˜‘μ£Όκ³‘

@ 이건 μ–΄λ–€κ±°μ£ ? μ—λ¨ΈμŠ¨μ΄ ν΄λž˜μ‹ ν˜‘μ£Όκ³‘ μž‘κ³‘ν–ˆλ‚˜μš”?

04) DISCOVERING THAT GENTLE GIANT'S DEREK SHULMAN NOW WORKS FOR A&M RECORDS

제 4μœ„: μ  ν‹€ μžμ΄μ–ΈνŠΈμ˜ 데렉 슐만이 이제 A&M λ ˆμ½”λ“œμ—μ„œ μΌν•œλ‹€λŠ” 사싀을 λ°œκ²¬ν•œ 것

@ μ•„ μ •λ§μš”? 그럼 이제 A&Mμ—μ„œ ν”„λ‘œκ·Έ λ°΄λ“œλ“€ 많이 κ³„μ•½ν•˜κ² λ„€μš”?

03) RICK WAKEMAN'S KEYBOARD MADNESS TOUR

제 3μœ„: λ¦­ μ›¨μ΄ν¬λ§Œμ˜ ν‚€λ³΄λ“œ λ§€λ“œλ‹ˆμŠ€ νˆ¬μ–΄

@ 또 무슨 돈벌이 νˆ¬μ–΄λ₯Ό ν–ˆλ‚˜λ³΄κ΅°μš”.. 쩝..

02) STEVE HACKETT'S "GENESIS REVISITED" TOUR

제 2μœ„: μŠ€ν‹°λΈŒ ν•΄μΌ“μ˜ "μ§€λ„ˆμ‹œμŠ€ 재방문" νˆ¬μ–΄

@ 이것도 μ’€ κ·Έλ ‡μ£ .. μžμ‹ μ˜ μƒˆλ‘œμš΄ 곑은 μ•ˆν•˜κ³  μ˜›λ‚  곑만..

01) PETER GABRIEL GETS A HAIRCUT

(and it looks like sh*t)

제 1μœ„: ν”Όν„° κ°€λΈŒλ¦¬μ—˜μ΄ 머리λ₯Ό 자λ₯Έ 것

(그리고 그게 X같이 μƒκ²Όλ‹€λŠ” 것)

@ ν•˜ν•˜ν•˜.. 이건 정말 μ›ƒκΈ°λ„€μš”.. 그런데 정말 κ·Έλ ‡κ²Œ μ΄μƒν•˜κ²Œ μž˜λžλ‚˜μš”?

μ°Έκ³ : 이 글은 1996λ…„ λ‹Ήμ‹œ ν•΄μ™Έ ν”„λ‘œκ·Έλ ˆμ‹œλΈŒ 둝 νŒ¬λ“€μ΄ μž‘μ„±ν•œ μœ λ¨ΈλŸ¬μŠ€ν•œ "μ΅œμ•…μ˜ λͺ©λ‘"을 λ²ˆμ—­ν•˜κ³  ν•œκ΅­ νŒ¬λ“€μ˜ μ½”λ©˜νŠΈλ₯Ό μΆ”κ°€ν•œ κΈ€μž…λ‹ˆλ‹€. 1990λ…„λŒ€ μ€‘λ°˜ ν”„λ‘œκ·Έλ ˆμ‹œλΈŒ 둝 μ”¬μ˜ λΆ„μœ„κΈ°μ™€ νŒ¬λ“€μ˜ λ°˜μ‘μ„ μ—Ώλ³Ό 수 μžˆλŠ” μž¬λ―ΈμžˆλŠ” μžλ£Œμž…λ‹ˆλ‹€.